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Heaven's Dress Code

Lynn was a free spirit who hated wearing clothes. Read what happened when she died and stood face to face with God in her birthday suit.

by Lynn W.L.

I'm a free spirit who hates wearing clothes. While they can look nice, I feel clothes are too restrictive. So whenever I'm home alone I take all my clothes off and enjoy complete freedom.

One day I came home from school and found no one at home. Cool, I thought as I slipped off my flip flops and took off my t-shirt and shorts. I wasn't wearing bra or panties, so it was quick.

I felt hungry as I always do after the grueling math class. So I went to the kitchen and opened the fridge. I was glad to see a bowl of leftover chicken soup. I took it out and placed it in the microwave. Unbeknownst to me, the microwave was malfunctioning. I got electrocuted as I pressed the Start button and was knocked down to the floor.

Next thing I found myself walking among the clouds. Where the fuck am I? I looked around and saw what looked like th…