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Heaven's Dress Code

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Lynn was a free spirit who hated wearing clothes. Read what happened when she died and stood face to face with God in her birthday suit. by Lynn W.L. I'm a free spirit who hates wearing clothes. While they can look nice, I feel clothes are too restrictive. So whenever I'm home alone I take all my clothes off and enjoy complete freedom. One day I came home from school and found no one at home. Cool, I thought as I slipped off my flip flops and took off my t-shirt and shorts. I wasn't wearing bra or panties, so it was quick. I felt hungry as I always do after the grueling math class. So I went to the kitchen and opened the fridge. I was glad to see a bowl of leftover chicken soup. I took it out and placed it in the microwave. Unbeknownst to me, the microwave was malfunctioning. I got electrocuted as I pressed the Start button and was knocked down to the floor. Next thing I found myself walking among the clouds. Where the fuck am I? I looked around and saw what lo...

A Visit With God

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God was making rounds visiting people trying to convince them of his existence. Read the interesting conversation he had with a young girl.   by Lynn WL It's 6 pm and I'm done with all my classes for the day. I head to the park on campus and plan on doing some studying while waiting for my big sister Tania so we can go home together. There are not very many people around, and there are lots of empty benches but I prefer to sit on the grass. So I sit cross legged leaning against a big tree. I'm a nature lover and this is definitely better than sitting in the library. I take out my notes from my backpack and start reading. The cool gentle breeze makes me a little drowsy. Suddenly out of nowhere I hear a gentle voice. "Good evening, Lynn." I'm a little startled and I turn my head back. There's an old man standing behind me. He has gray hair and beard, and is wearing a white robe. Normally I would stand up and confront him or probably run away. But h...

The Night I Picked Up a Ghost

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I was driving home from school late one night when I saw a  woman in a white robe standing in the street. Read what happened next in this comedy/tragedy/horror story. by Lynn WL One night I left school quite late after studying with some friends. Instead of taking the freeway I decided to take the road less traveled - a longer and winding road which is more scenic although at night I probably wouldn't be able to see much. But I just wanted to wind down after the long day. So I played some relaxing music as I drove down the deserted highway. I came to an area with lots of big trees on both sides of the road, and I suddenly saw a figure in a white robe with long dark hair in the distance. "Oh fuck, not a ghost!" I thought. What now? I figured if the ghost was determined to "meet" me, there was no avoiding it. I could turn back, but it would still manage to stand in front of me. So I decided to just drive forward. As I approached the figure I could see it...

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